Scam Likely: A, B, C. Always Be sCamming.
Overview[]
Appearance[]
Scam's features presumably varied much. He was capable of impersonating several people, such as Captain Cabbage Patch and Glenn Close, well enough to be indistinguishable to people who knew them well.
Scam Likely: Oh, no, no, no. You're not going to see my true face. That's for special boys.
History[]
Season 1[]
Scam Likely may have been the Bleeding Elf on the streets of Neverwinter. However, his first official performance came as the dads were trying to rescue Nick. Nick lied to the dads about being under a spell because he wanted to hang out with his dad. Scam respected Nick's scam, and because of this distracted the dads by calling Henry as he was attempting to find out if urine blocked poison. Later, after the Battle of the Bands Scam buys Nick and Glenn enough time to escape the rest of the dads, by calling Henry again and pretending he is on hold.
Scam appears again as Ron calls him after the dads fight The Library. Ron asks him for investment advice, but lets it slip that the dads have come to some wealth. This results in him impersonating Glenn and managing to steal the dads' jewels.
Scam flees into a bouncy house with a bottomless pit, the dads eventually enter after him. Scam says he will ask the dads some riddles and they will play some truth or dare, and promises he’ll give their jewels back if they answer correctly.
The dads answer all riddles correctly and move on to truth or dare. Scam ask Henry 'Which son is your favourite?’. Henry refuses to say, and Scam throws 5 gems down the pit. Glenn’s dare is to forget how to play guitar and have reality rewritten as having always been a Linkin Park DJ. He refuses and Scam throws away further 4 gems. Darryl admits that probably he has failed Grant by trying to be his own father instead of the father Grant needs, succeeding in his truth. Ron is cursed to never be able to wear pants again, or anything but underweard on his lower body, also succeeding. Scam gives the dads the leftover 2 gems.
Darryl comes up with a riddle:
Darryl: Okay. I know I'm not too good at them, but here's my attempt. It keeps little creatures warm, you can buy it in a package, and if it goes through two arms, it goes back where it started.
The answer is a pork skin.
Scam cannot guess it, and as a reward offers the dads one free scam, to be called in whenever they want.
Trivia[]
- He is bisexual.
- He doesn't think monogamy is sexy.